Andy lost his mind in 1997 after a particularly hard cider binge. Ever
since, he has had only two real abilities in life - blowing his tiny xaphoon
and rambling about nothing. In the hope that these thoughts might prove
his redemption, he has taken to writing them
down and publishing them.
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Andy
plays piano, alto saxophone and thigh-slapping, and has played in numerous
'real' bands and orchestras and the like.
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